Nude Patriarchs Storm the Citadel of Mogadishu!

Spreading fear through the barrel of a gun. Recruiting children as sloganeers.

The vision of ancient Ethiopian nudist Emperor Testiclus comes to fruition as dicks dangle over the Somali capital.
Don’t believe me; I’m a liar!



This was the last truth I bought. No one has answered it yet.

Close your eyes – are you human enough for this world?

I am a man beyond all means; a tyrant for the times. Gobble my seed and spread it far and wide; a new man will arise.

A better man.


Enough information for now. Gaze at the midnight sky till the New Year, I will reveal more answers there.
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    · 19 years ago
    Are you the Horn of Africa? Sister Mary wanted me to ask you, as she finds everything very confusing outside of the convent.
    *CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*
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