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"IF IT DON'T FIT DON'T FORCE IT"
"IF IT DON'T FIT DON'T FORCE IT"
Porny Pirate Tales
30 November 2006
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That was Green Haired Jim's cry.
But Cap'n Pierre kept at him till, he spat on Jim's brown date
and told him:
"it'll do just fine."
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