PLAYING A PIRATES FLUTE

Once again I'm on the bridge in the sunny Caribbean. The Cap'n whips out his flute and asks me to play a tune....

"but Cap'n," I's a say, "I’ve been playing that damn thing all night long."

The heat it burns. My eyes grew dizzy, and once again that salty drip was in me gob.

Now it's all hands on deck! There’s a ship to be had. We storm aboard and free all the black slaves and frolic with them on the beaches of Bahama.

A sailor's life; it the one for me!

Next young Davey pulls out the coca leaves and bicarb and starts the long grind with the mortar and pestle. Soon the party begins with the Rum, the sodomy, and the crack.

I awake on the beach a ghost crab nibbling at my bare rear.

The sailor's life; that’s the one for me!

Green Haired Jim
Jamaica Papers 1715

Loading comment... The comment will be refreshed after 00:00.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    I just can't believe that Jim knew how to write. It's just too far fetched....
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    Is that what is meant by
    a JOLLY ROGERing?

    Does bicarb REALLY work
    with coca leaves or is
    it something else?
    It should be an alkali.
    Some chemist could kindly
    tell us...
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    forget the bicarb and coca leaves....
    Corn Flour. keeps you up all night long. be warned though: one sniff and your hooked.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 6 years ago
    Very #BLM this one. It is like this website predicted the whole fucking future.
Write comments...
symbols left.
or post as a guest

Latest News

The Year That Is 2026