DIMWIT ABBOTT NOT DAD

Yes, time to feel frightened about the qualities
of the government ministers who legislate our
lives away. Real-estate scam merchants, inside
traders, alcoholics, sociopaths, serial liars,
cheats, extortionists, blackmailers, fornicators,
hypocrites, embezzlers, sexual deviants, parasites,
quislings, sadistic bullies, murderers, irresponsible
meddlers, sneaks, corrupters of public ethics,
betrayers of trust, egomaniacs all of them.

But then, maybe the putrid, dopy public deserves them.

But they're all good christian souls, bless their little black tory hearts! Oh, i forgot, they don't have any heart!

You left-out arselickers and cowards.