Anthony Albanese, thar Prime Minister fer all Australia, done gone full bone-smok'in queer. Ya gotta ask yer Australien selves "DO IT MAKE ALL AUSTRALIENS ARSE-PIRATES IF'N OUR PRIME MINISTER IS A TURD BURGLAR?"
Jest 'round yesterday, thar press caught Xi Jinping, a known lady-boy lover, hold'n hands with his new lover, ANTHONY ALBANESE!!! 
Look at Albanese's squinted-up face. Whatcha think be goin on thar? Look tar me like he be gettin a big rectal surprise while he hold'n hands with his new Chinkanese lover.
Now, what y'all Australiens be think'n 'bout that? Is you Aussie men-folks feel'n a pucker in poo-hole? Look'n fer a little Chinkanese rice-dick ta lick?
Naaaaaaaaa! I dern't think it can be like dat. Folks, y'all bein one of thar most southernest states in thar entire world, cain't be noth'n like that. It's time ta boot all the queer-folk out of Aussie gooberment, 'n git yerselves a NEW prime minister. A GREAT Prime Minister. Someone who'll Make Australia Great 'gain (MAG'). Now y'all think on that a spell while Albanese git a chinaman's dildo up his arse 'n Xi Jinping's jiz-crusted hand in his!!!