Why I Smoke Dope

The world is like my Lady's Secret Garden...

chrissie

so. I light the bong now and then.

And the flames they don't tell me a lie..
When stoned time does dwell and tarry
Not in a hurry; now I understand
My fingers feel all the better.
and when my cock is in my hand...

sat on many a couch
watching the TV stand, but took no notice and I now I know why;
cause i was stoned.
Perhaps even lost.

Nowadays i am is most time drunk must be how you wind down to pulling the plug and finally saying goodbye...

Sitting here thinking...thinking...well...

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    · 13 years ago
    well you cant put your arms round a memory...
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    · 13 years ago
    I sit and stare at my navel for hours but nothing changes. And eventually i get really, really bored and go to the pub.
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    · 13 years ago
    Try viagra?
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    · 13 years ago
    Viagra? Fuck that! It's gotta be the Corn Flour [url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Under-The-Influence/the-magical-mystery-of-cornflour.html[/url]

    God's 2nd Gift from the Andes.
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    · 13 years ago
    Ten geniuses and their drugs if choice. (Corn flour and clown oil not mentioned)

    http://www.salon.com/2013/08/16/10_famous_geniuses_who_used_drugs_and_were_better_off_for_it_partner/
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    · 13 years ago
    No corn flour or clown oil?
    Well they must have got something wrong there!
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    · 13 years ago
    Not everyone is a real genius. In fact I think that I may be the only real genius that has ever existed. Part of my genius is that enjoy corn flour, clown oil and ALL of the other stuff in moderation. A regular though modest and moderate dose of anything I need when I chose and in indubitable quantities.
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    · 13 years ago
    I git a Train ditty fer ya:

    How many Hindus do it take ta stop a train???

    Dern't know yet; still tryin ta find the answer!
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    · 13 years ago
    No, don't pull the plug, old sport! Just think what fun it will be to watch the world burn while people continue rushing to and fro doing the nine-to-five boogaloo, paying off their credit cards while buying more and more shit, and our cossetted pollies and corporate honchos wallow in bloody swill and the misery of others and jerking each other off and thinking its all in the bag! Oh it will be grand! Get yourself a front row seat! It won't be long now
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    · 11 years ago
    @Huey Jacobite Well we're all still here. Most of us anyway. Maybe things aren't as bad as you guys think?
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    · 3 years ago
    I don't take drugs. Anyone want a coffee?
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