I'D TAKE HIS GLASSES OFF...

There;s a bloke I wouldn't mind smoting!

Idiots.

Too much smoting ruins your eyesight: just take a gander at old Johnny with his coke-bottle lenses! Now there's a man that smotes anytime, anywhere, anychance he gets!

Pork barrel Johnny's $500 million spending spree over the past two weeks proves just how rattled to old weasel is! He's praying for another Tampa! Or another Iraq! Anything to distract punters from the main game here at home: the demise of a vile, shameless, destructive government run by socio-pathic wankers!

Now Johnny H really IS a kunt!

"Let me tell you about the very rich. They are different from you and me. They possess and enjoy early, and it does something to them, makes them soft where we are hard, and cynical where we are trustful, in a way that, unless you were born rich, it is very difficult to understand. They think, deep in their hearts, that they are better than we are because we had to discover the compensations and refuges of life for ourselves. Even when they enter deep into our world or sink below us, they still think that they are better than we are. They are different."

- F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The Rich Boy"

and now he splutters like a toothless ol geezer!
Send him to the geriatric home!

All the old folks' homes have closed for lack of funding... Just dump old Johnny on a street corner, preferably in my neighborhood... we'll take care of him!