Captain Cook's Boots

Many Australians still find it difficult to forget that terrible day in the late 1970s when Captain Cook's boots were stolen from "Captain Cook's Cottage" in the Fitzroy Gardens in Melbourne.

The boots

 

Australian's across the entire continent went into collective depression which only broke when it was announced that the captain's boots were returned several years later.

To commemorate the legacy of the captain's once stolen boots and the impact that they have on the national psyche a group of patriotic activists have taken actions to ensure that the pair will be appropriately memorialised as part of the 2024 Australia Day celebrations.

The Captain Cook Boots monument can now be viewed in the Catani Gardens in St Kilda where crowds of Australia Day enthusiasts are expected this weekend.

 

 

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    · 2 years ago
    Wait. Isn't it called Nova Hollandia day? When did it change?
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    · 2 years ago
    Cook had boots of Spainish Leather when he posed for this statue. He got them when he stopped in the new city of Manila, the metropolis of pride in the new Spainish Colony of The Phillipines. Was said that when he leapt from the row boat in Botany Bay he was wearing them, and their splash scattered all the natives. Imagine, they were the first civilised pair of shoes to grace the turgid earth of what was to become sin-city Sydney.
    Now every poof in Darlinghurst wears them! Oh how the mighty have fallen; both literally and metaphorically.
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    · 2 years ago
    Was Captain Cook ever promoted to Admiral Chef?
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    · 2 years ago
    The bad bits were fed to Admiral Tuna.
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    · 2 years ago
    @Aussie History Teller Well why shouldn't we wear them? They look dashing, and feel so good as you slip your lubricated foot into them.
    I tell you I am sick of you squareheads and RWNJs trying to tell me how to live my life. How would you like it if I did the same? I tell you, your knackers would be worn out if I did.
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    · 2 years ago
    @Aussie History Teller I used to have a pair of Spanish boots.
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    · 2 years ago
    @Denis (with one n) Were they Spanish boots of Spanish leather?
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    · 2 years ago
    @Aussie History Teller I had to look up how to spell Spanish after reading this.
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