THIS IS
THE
TITLE
PAGE
OF A
LURID AND
PROVOCATIVE JOURNAL WHICH
PEEPS INTO
PEOPLES PRIVATE LIVES, GIVES YOU THE
DIRT ON WHAT
ALL THE ARSEHOLES ARE DOING,
INVESTIGATES
THE UNMENTIONABLE
AND EAGERLY
EXPOSES THE PERVERTED,
SO TAKE THE
CHANCE AND FUCKING PICK ME UP!