A message to all you great Aussies!

It's election time again. Time to exercise your democratic right to determine the future of your country. Do it for your family and your friends. Do it for yourself. Do it for our glorious dinki-di Nation!

As the New McCarthyism sweeps the world, it will probably soon be illegal to say this but here goes: Israel is a racist, terrorist rogue state with no right to exist.

Yes, the New McCarthyism: Zionism!

(FILES) A picture dated on February 25, 2018 shows Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu at the weekly cabinet meeting at his Jerusalem office. Israeli police arrived on March 2, 2018 at Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s home where media reports said they were to question him for an eighth time over allegations of fraud and bribery. / AFP PHOTO / GALI TIBBONGALI TIBBON/AFP/Getty Images

Our Boxboy is famed throughout the World. His intellect unmatched. His words of wisdom like music to the ears of the ill-informed and ignorant. Speaking of which, here is some dumb prick bothering him right now...

It's late, and Trump is on the dunny. Trying to squeeze out the week's worth of burgers he's been eating. Thumbing his phone, reading the latest idiocy from his lickspittle followers. Listening to the Goldie Oldie hits on DC radio. Then he has a flash of inspiration...

"Oh Boxhead! Wherefore art thou Boxyman?

Our world teeters on the brink, as an array of fuckheads and dimbulbs lead us onwards to the Apocalypse!

Oh Boxy! Please save us all with your dinki-di wit&wisdom!"

Recently, a momentous event was held in Washington DC.

It was the summit of the leaders of the World's two biggest Democracies; India and the USA.

Prime Minister Narendra Modi and President Donald J Trump strutting their stuff in front of the world!